Quote of the day, 24/11-08
Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around encouraging young things to grow.
– Thornton Wilder
Quote of the day, 22/8-08
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist
expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
– William A. Ward
Quote of the day, 22/7-08
This is not England, this is Norway!
– Anonym
(Norsk jente til engelsk fyr begrunner kvinners rett til å spandere på menn. Sagt i Frankrike…)
Quote of the day, 24/6-08
It is not that we don’t know the right answers, it is just that we don’t ask the right questions.
– Tony Robbins
(Mitt forsvar under muntlig eksamen i morgen!)
Quote of the day, 29/05-08
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
– Unknown
Quote of the day, 27/05-08
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
– Albert Einstein
Quote of the day, 23/5-08
Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.
– Unknown
Quote of the day, 21/5-08
Er du fullstendig drita har du konsonantene som håndbagasje.
– Torkjell Berulfsen, fra TV-programmet ”Edle dråper”. På spørsmål om forskjellen mellom full og fullstendig drita.
Quote of the day, 20/5-08
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
Quote of the day, 19/5-08
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
– Ernest Hemingway
