Quote of the day, 24/11-08

 

Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around encouraging young things to grow.

 

— Thornton Wilder

 

Quote of the day, 22/8-08

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist
expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

 

 

— William A. Ward

Quote of the day, 22/7-08

This is not England, this is Norway!

— Anonym

(Norsk jente til engelsk fyr begrunner kvinners rett til å spandere på menn. Sagt i Frankrike…)

Quote of the day, 24/6-08

It is not that we don’t know the right answers, it is just that we don’t ask the right questions.

 

— Tony Robbins

 

(Mitt forsvar under muntlig eksamen i morgen!)

Quote of the day, 29/05-08

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

 

— Unknown

Quote of the day, 27/05-08

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.

 

— Albert Einstein

 

Quote of the day, 23/5-08

Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.

 

— Unknown

 

Quote of the day, 21/5-08

Er du fullstendig drita har du konsonantene som håndbagasje.

 

— Torkjell Berulfsen, fra TV-programmet ”Edle dråper”. På spørsmål om forskjellen mellom full og fullstendig drita.

Quote of the day, 20/5-08

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

 

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

Quote of the day, 19/5-08

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

 

— Ernest Hemingway